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Your feeble bread is no match for the power of the Dark Side . . .

The perfect gift for the Star Wars fan who has everything.

Thanks to flaming_ewok for the link.  I think.

4 Responses to “Your feeble bread is no match for the power of the Dark Side . . .”

  • amysisson says:

    No, no, no! The custom made Cylon toaster, that not only toasts bread but has a red eye light going back and forth, trumps the Darth Vader toaster!!!!! (When I say custom-made, I mean one-of-a-kind, sadly; it was in the con suite at our local ApolloCon last summer.)

    I actually thought from your description that your perfect gift would be the Star Wars USB drives:

    • admin says:

      Now if it could put a burn mark in the shape of a Cylon raider on the toast, I might be inclined to change my mind. 🙂

      Red eye light? Seriously? Got any pix?

  • garyomaha says:

    Your Current Location was most amusing. Years ago we borrowed that term at work to describe…well, all sorts of things actually. (Perhaps everyone used Star Wars lines in real life situations, but they were ubiquitous in radio.)

    • admin says:

      I don’t know if everyone uses them, but certainly we geeks speak almost entirely in movie lines.

      Well, this geek does, at any rate.

      Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.

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