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Archive for February 26th, 2009

The Road I’m On

ZOMG IT’S SO EERILY ACCURATE!!!

Actually, no. But it’s a fun meme. Y’all know the rules by now, so I won’t bother posting them. Here goes:

IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
"Get It Right the First Time," Billy Joel

Yeah.  And fix that punctuation, wouldya?

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF
"Viginti Tres," Tool

Even more nonsensical if you’ve actually heard this track.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"You’re All I Need," Motley Crue

That’s called answering without answering.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Run Through the Jungle," Creedence Clearwater Revival

Satan cries, "Take aim!" Yeah, that’s about right.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
"The God That Failed," Metallica

Whether I am a god or my purpose is to make a god fail is an exercise I leave to the reader.

WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
"Face Up," Rush

This will do.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Another Hole in the Head," Nickelback

Yeesh. With friends like these . . .

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Reconsider Baby," Joe Bonamassa

Yeah, probably.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth," Meatloaf

I think about wolves with roses?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Snowblind," Black Sabbath

My best friend is not a coke addict. I don’t think.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Fire Lake," Bob Seger

Who wants to play those eights and aces?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Blues Deluxe," Joe Bonamassa

Apparently, I want to be miserable.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Sympathy for the Devil," Rolling Stones

That’ll work.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Without Warning," Dokken

I guess I like to approach by stealth, or something.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
"Double Talkin’ Jive," Guns ‘n’ Roses

Well, yeah, actually.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"One Little Victory," Rush

Yes, I like to keep all my victories secret.

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
"Asking Around for You," Joe Bonamassa

Honey? I’m home!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Fire," Jimi Hendrix

Well, some of them are fiery, anyway.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"The Road I’m On," 3 Doors Down

Apt.

This concludes our tour of Matt’s iPod.