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Archive for July 29th, 2009

A Proclamation

WHEREAS:  Joe Bonamassa is the Greatest Guitarist Alive ™; and

WHEREAS:  I am a major fan of Joe Bonamassa, as are all right-thinking people; and

WHEREAS:  Joe Bonamassa doesn’t have any Omaha dates scheduled for his 2009 tour; and

WHEREAS:  Joe Bonamassa is playing at the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis on October 19th; and

WHEREAS:  my sister and brother-in-law live in a suburb of the Twin Cities; and

WHEREAS:  I have procured four (4) third-row tickets for the show; now

THEREFORE:  I, MATTHEW S. ROTUNDO do hereby proclaim that my wife and I shall be in Minneapolis from October 15th-October 20th, to attend said concert, visit family and friends, and partake in general frivolity.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I submit this blog post this twenty-ninth day of July, two thousand nine.

That is all.