WHEREAS: Joe Bonamassa is the Greatest Guitarist Alive ™; and
WHEREAS: I am a major fan of Joe Bonamassa, as are all right-thinking people; and
WHEREAS: Joe Bonamassa doesn’t have any Omaha dates scheduled for his 2009 tour; and
WHEREAS: Joe Bonamassa is playing at the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis on October 19th; and
WHEREAS: my sister and brother-in-law live in a suburb of the Twin Cities; and
WHEREAS: I have procured four (4) third-row tickets for the show; now
THEREFORE: I, MATTHEW S. ROTUNDO do hereby proclaim that my wife and I shall be in Minneapolis from October 15th-October 20th, to attend said concert, visit family and friends, and partake in general frivolity.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I submit this blog post this twenty-ninth day of July, two thousand nine.
That is all.
